Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Modern Philosophies

1. If you're father's poor,it's your fate. But if your father-in-law's poor, it's your stupidity!
2. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
3. Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
4. The wise never marry. When they do, they become otherwise.
5. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
7. Children in backseats cause accidents, accidents in backseats cause children.
8. Save water. Shower with partner. XD

@ 6:45 PM